Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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