Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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