that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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