If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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