Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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