Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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