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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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