I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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