SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Randomize
