She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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