The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I look better un-naked...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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