Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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