I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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