Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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