didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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