please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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