So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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