i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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