so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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