don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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