you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
operation harelip BJ is a go
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.