Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.