just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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