then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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