hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
we should paint friendship bongs
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