Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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