this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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