That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
