Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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