the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There are leaves in my underwear?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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