you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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