Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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