I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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