We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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