life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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