some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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