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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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