So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I want a musical about memes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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