I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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