Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(971): View more from Oregon

There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.

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(845): View more from New York

I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.

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Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.

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(432): View more from Texas

I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.

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