There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
This is the high leading the old right now
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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