went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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