She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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