My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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