Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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