doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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