Kareoke will never be a sober sport
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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