I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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