their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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