question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
It's official drugs can't kill me
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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