i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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