there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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