scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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