walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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