YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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