"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.