The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?