his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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